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girachu852

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Since: 07-25-11

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Posted on 08-26-11 10:45 PM Link | Quote
granted but the taxes turn higher so your pay raise was useless

i wish that inane cult gamer would be destroyed i mean improve
Elara

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Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

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Posted on 08-29-11 08:26 AM Link | Quote
Granted, they are now better than you in every way. You get depressed.

I wish I was not lactose intolerant.
Rogue
If you're reading this... You are the Resistance











Since: 08-17-04

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Posted on 08-29-11 01:41 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but now you're allergic to everything else.


I wish Brandon was awake.
Elara

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Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

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Posted on 08-30-11 09:27 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but then you feel an overpowering urge to sleep. The two of your are never awake at the same time again.

I wish for a flying wolf.
girachu852

Red Goomba








Since: 07-25-11

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Posted on 08-31-11 05:41 PM Link | Quote
granted but that wolf has wings and they can't fly

i wish for a uncoruptable peice of chocolate cake
Katana

Dark Wizard
\"She said tonight...come on come on collide...see what I fire feels like..I bet its just like heaven.\"








Since: 08-15-04
From: Philadelphia, P.A.

Since last post: 539 days
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Posted on 08-31-11 07:43 PM Link | Quote
Granted. But the diarrhea that follows is NOT pleasant.

I wish I could reach the top three shelves at my work.
Rogue
If you're reading this... You are the Resistance











Since: 08-17-04

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Posted on 08-31-11 09:06 PM Link | Quote
Granted. You now have arms so long your knuckles drag on the ground when you walk. Your new nickname is Koko and your co-workers go, "Oo oo, ah ah," as they pass you in the hallway.


I wish for a new pair of jeans that fit.
Elara

Divine Mamkute
Dark Elf Goddess
Chaos Imp
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Ms. Invisable








Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

Since last post: 23 days
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Posted on 09-01-11 07:06 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but your dryer eats them during the first wash.

I wish for a deep tissue massage.

Katana

Dark Wizard
\"She said tonight...come on come on collide...see what I fire feels like..I bet its just like heaven.\"








Since: 08-15-04
From: Philadelphia, P.A.

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Posted on 09-01-11 11:26 PM Link | Quote
Granted. But...

Fuck...

But the massage is so well done that everything feels like jello and you can't move until January. Thus you never see the best December showdown EVA!!!!

I wish we got Mike Richards back as our captain for the Flyers.
Elara

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Dark Elf Goddess
Chaos Imp
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Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

Since last post: 23 days
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Posted on 09-03-11 12:23 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but he gets a major concussion in the first game back and is out for the rest of the season. You now identify with Pens fans.

I wish that the summer weather would be over for the year already.
Katana

Dark Wizard
\"She said tonight...come on come on collide...see what I fire feels like..I bet its just like heaven.\"








Since: 08-15-04
From: Philadelphia, P.A.

Since last post: 539 days
Last activity: 122 days
Posted on 09-03-11 01:36 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Elara
You now identify with Pens fans.



Cold.

Granted, but as of January 1st, 2012, winter is immediately skipped over and summer is back with a vengance...and a vendetta.
Elara

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Dark Elf Goddess
Chaos Imp
Penguins Fan

Ms. Invisable








Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

Since last post: 23 days
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Posted on 09-06-11 12:04 AM Link | Quote
Touche... but you forgot a wish.

Uh... I wish I had a delicious buffalo chicken pizza.
Rogue
If you're reading this... You are the Resistance











Since: 08-17-04

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Posted on 09-06-11 11:28 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but the chicken's undercooked. Heeelllllllllllooooooo, being up all night on the toilet.


I wish for an optical mouse for my laptop.
Katana

Dark Wizard
\"She said tonight...come on come on collide...see what I fire feels like..I bet its just like heaven.\"








Since: 08-15-04
From: Philadelphia, P.A.

Since last post: 539 days
Last activity: 122 days
Posted on 09-07-11 06:38 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Elara
Touche... but you forgot a wish.

Uh... I wish I had a delicious buffalo chicken pizza.



DAMN IT!

Anywho...

Granted! But when the police knock on the door, you can't explain why Best Buy's stolen Optical Mouse is in your posession...and worse than being taken away to jail...you're forced to return it and...dun dun dun...appologize!

I wish I didn't have to relive my waking up before 6am "glory days" of high school. (Yes, I'm prolly gonna bitch about this ALLL day. It's rainy and cold here today...like yesterday. My life sucks.)
girachu852

Red Goomba








Since: 07-25-11

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Posted on 09-10-11 10:04 AM Link | Quote
granted but now you have to wake up at 4 am

i wish my grandpa was still alive
Rogue
If you're reading this... You are the Resistance











Since: 08-17-04

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Posted on 09-10-11 12:08 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but he's a zombie... and well, it's... not good. Like now he has this insatiable hunger for human flesh, which is a nightmare when you guys are at family gatherings, let me tell you.

He lost the ability to have coherent conversations, always garbling about brains now. And well, since his flesh is still sort of rotting as being one of the walking dead, a simple shower isn't enough any more.

And with his arms always extending in front of him, he's just constantly knocking things off shelves. That just won't do, right?


I wish Amanda Fucking Palmer would skip over Despair cycling through the Endless in her appearance (right now she seems to be Desire).
Elara

Divine Mamkute
Dark Elf Goddess
Chaos Imp
Penguins Fan

Ms. Invisable








Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

Since last post: 23 days
Last activity: 23 days
Posted on 09-10-11 09:04 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but everything she does past Desire is so mind-numbingly bad that you feel the need to go on a killing spree to try and get her. Let's just say the cops are not happy with you.

I wish the History Channel would go back to showing actual historical shows.
Rogue
If you're reading this... You are the Resistance











Since: 08-17-04

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Posted on 09-11-11 04:30 AM Link | Quote
Granted. It's all shows on basket weaving, chairs of Victorian England, doorknobs of Colonial America, and Liv Tyler doing so-called dramatic readings of the most inane letters between John and Abigail Adams. It's entirely uninteresting and the consensus goes: "If it's interesting, it's not educational. Gotta leave it out."


I wish it was 9 p.m. instead of 1:30 in the morning.
Elara

Divine Mamkute
Dark Elf Goddess
Chaos Imp
Penguins Fan

Ms. Invisable








Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

Since last post: 23 days
Last activity: 23 days
Posted on 09-11-11 10:20 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but the time travel makes you woozy, and so you fall asleep. You wake up at 1:30 in the morning.

I wish that I didn't have to work today.
Katana

Dark Wizard
\"She said tonight...come on come on collide...see what I fire feels like..I bet its just like heaven.\"








Since: 08-15-04
From: Philadelphia, P.A.

Since last post: 539 days
Last activity: 122 days
Posted on 09-11-11 11:43 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but today, being the ONE day you don't go in when you should, is the day they have a power outage, so you have to kick everyone out, but your bosses say you all need to stay there until it's too dark to see anything, just in case the power goes back on. In which case, it does not, so everyone there at work not only did not lose pay, but they got to get paid doing shit like building forts and throwing things at each other, AND got to leave earlier than usual. (My best day at work...ever.)

I wish the football game keeps the crowd away from my store today.

(Damn it! Kept saying "crows" instead of "crowd." XD


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