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Cteno

Super Shotgun
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Since: 01-11-05

Since last post: 103 days
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Posted on 05-31-10 08:27 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but everything else in the world is made more difficult and less environmentally friendly in contrast.

I wish I had an adamantium skeleton with retractable claws and the ability to regenerate (Wolverine, hur dur).
cityondown012510

Red Cheep-cheep








Since: 05-30-10
From: Bensalem

Since last post: 2471 days
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Posted on 05-31-10 08:30 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but then people would mistake you for Hugh Jackman...and that's punishment enough.

I wish I was a little bit taller.
Kyoku kun

Phan Phan
Where in the world in Aurora the Explora? Currently California!








Since: 06-19-06
From: Northern California

Since last post: 2450 days
Last activity: 2077 days
Posted on 05-31-10 08:55 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but everything else grows the same amount you do, so it makes no difference.

I wish I could be a power ranger.
cityondown012510

Red Cheep-cheep








Since: 05-30-10
From: Bensalem

Since last post: 2471 days
Last activity: 2484 days
Posted on 05-31-10 10:46 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but you don't become a real one, you just play one on TV. But then the show gets cancelled, and you struggle to find a new acting position.

I wish I had a refrigerator that would re-stock itself with only my favorite foods on a daily basis.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 1028 days
Last activity: 1025 days
Posted on 05-31-10 10:51 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but the fridge is microscopic, as is the food inside.

I wish that I had complete control over time (stopping, going into the past/future, teleporting). (Because of this, no one can catch me for 'testing'.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 202 days
Last activity: 22 hours
Posted on 06-02-10 09:05 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but each time you teleport or travel through time, you have a stroke, shortly leading to your death.

I wish that my watch's battery would last for longer.
Cteno

Super Shotgun
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Since: 01-11-05

Since last post: 103 days
Last activity: 15 days
Posted on 06-02-10 10:38 PM Link | Quote
The metal contacts are broken and don't drain the battery life, but your watch doesn't respond. The battery remains fully charged because of this.

I wish that the new Duke Nukem game would just finally come out!
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 202 days
Last activity: 22 hours
Posted on 06-03-10 01:17 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Obvious answer
Granted, but it sucks and you hate it.


My answer: Granted, and it is a freaking awesome game, but your hands get cancer and die, leaving you with no more videogaming. Thus, you are destined to spend the rest of your life wishing you can play, and wondering if, in fact, there is such thing as "hand cancer."

I wish I was a real boy!
Ϡ
This isn't about you and your loud mouth,
This is about me and my fucking beard.








Since: 08-29-04
From: PA

Since last post: 2528 days
Last activity: 2152 days
Posted on 06-03-10 01:47 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but you never become a real man.

I wish you didn't have to corrupt my wishes.
Cteno

Super Shotgun
Moderator








Since: 01-11-05

Since last post: 103 days
Last activity: 15 days
Posted on 06-03-10 03:35 PM Link | Quote
Granted, we don't have to but we totally want to!

I wish that the DMV didn't totally freakin' suck.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 202 days
Last activity: 22 hours
Posted on 06-03-10 03:41 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but it totally blows.

I wish that I was immune to mosquito bites.
alexanyways

Trevor








Since: 05-17-10
From: Nova Scotia, Canada

Since last post: 1836 days
Last activity: 1776 days
Posted on 06-03-10 04:44 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but the immunity attracts big bees that can't be stopped.

I wish for a perfectly uncorrupted glass of water


(Last edited by alexanyways on 06-03-10 04:48 PM)
Cteno

Super Shotgun
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Since: 01-11-05

Since last post: 103 days
Last activity: 15 days
Posted on 06-03-10 09:54 PM Link | Quote
Wish granted. It's absolutely amazing... Until I pee in it.

I wish that I could divide by zero.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 1028 days
Last activity: 1025 days
Posted on 06-03-10 10:23 PM Link | Quote
Granted. You find a way to divide by zero, which completely destroys math. Math breaks, which tears down every other subject besides english. Jobs are lost, technology fails, and Chuck Norris is angry. Man kind reverts back to the main survival tacticts, and eventually we are hunted down and killed by predatory animals, including the angered Chuck Norris.

I wish that wishing involved a complex interpretive dance.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 202 days
Last activity: 22 hours
Posted on 06-04-10 12:08 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but all of your future dances are put on TV and reviewed by an angry critic.

I wish that I could rival Xeo in post count.
Cteno

Super Shotgun
Moderator








Since: 01-11-05

Since last post: 103 days
Last activity: 15 days
Posted on 06-04-10 01:38 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but it's on the My Little Pony Fan Club forum which equates to about nothing.

I wish that Dio would rise from the dead.
Kanutch









Since: 10-17-09
From: Oregon

Since last post: 2944 days
Last activity: 2944 days
Posted on 06-05-10 02:13 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but now all he does is lip-sync Lady Gaga songs.

I wish they stopped making Land Before Time movies after, like, the 2nd or 3rd one.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 202 days
Last activity: 22 hours
Posted on 06-05-10 11:36 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but The Little Mermaid gets eleven sequels, at least one of which involves implied aliens.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 202 days
Last activity: 22 hours
Posted on 06-07-10 12:42 AM Link | Quote
Oops, forgot to add a wish.

I wish that I would never need water again.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 1028 days
Last activity: 1025 days
Posted on 06-07-10 05:31 PM Link | Quote
Granted. You no longer need any liquid to sustain yourself, but you need to consume more solids. Because of this, the solids are harder to break up. You become severely obese and your ass literally explodes from the pressure, causing you to bleed out and die. The rest of the world then mocks you and knows you as 'Bubble-butt'

I wish that lightsabers were real.
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