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Squire Vince

Storm Eagle
is watching you, he sees your every move.








Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

Since last post: 2576 days
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Posted on 07-22-10 12:14 AM Link | Quote
Granted you meet the muffin man but it turns out he's a drug dealer, he stabs you because you won't buy his "muffins". And you bleed out on Druiry Lane.

I wish for a living chinchilla.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 976 days
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Posted on 07-22-10 12:19 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but he is hairless and a chain smoker. He uses all of your money for prostitutes and drugs.

I wish that we had an FAQ.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 150 days
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Posted on 07-22-10 01:28 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but an endless number of nonstaff users would quote it and point at it as if it were the law of the universe, attempting to call our other users on the use of the FAQ. >.>

I wish I was wasn't so awesome, xD.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 976 days
Last activity: 972 days
Posted on 07-22-10 03:38 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Jackass Genie
To not be awesome, you have to be awesome first. Invalid wish.


Granted. You lose all awesomeness, which means you lose all of your powers in the coup. My projectile vomit attack hits you face first.

I wish I knew why Vince's font up there^^^ is red in the layout I made, while when you go to his profile, it is yellow....

((I think I messed it up ))


(Last edited by Phoenix on 07-22-10 03:39 AM)
Squire Vince

Storm Eagle
is watching you, he sees your every move.








Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

Since last post: 2576 days
Last activity: 2550 days
Posted on 07-22-10 11:45 AM Link | Quote
Granted, you now know why, but you're crushed by a comet.

I wish for a space suit
Xeios

You WANKER!








Since: 08-16-04

Since last post: 2701 days
Last activity: 871 days
Posted on 07-22-10 03:34 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Phoenix
I wish I knew why Vince's font up there^^^ is red in the layout I made, while when you go to his profile, it is yellow....((I think I messed it up ))


Probably missing a closing tag on your end, since you're in yellow text now, you might be bleeding through to everyone else. (P.S. I can tell because all your information like your location and such are all yellow. Possibly an issue with your Custom Title.)

Granted, but the poop compartment leaks.

I wish for the future.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 150 days
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Posted on 07-23-10 12:52 AM Link | Quote
Granted, it is now nine hours and sixteen minutes in the future.

I wish that I didn't need to sleep at night.
Xeios

You WANKER!








Since: 08-16-04

Since last post: 2701 days
Last activity: 871 days
Posted on 07-23-10 01:03 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but you no longer have any concept of time.

I wish I could enjoy every flavor in food.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 976 days
Last activity: 972 days
Posted on 07-23-10 04:15 AM Link | Quote
Granted. Along with this gift comes a curse. You now taste every ounce of parasite, rotten flesh, disease, rat feces, and preservatives in your food.

I wish for my eye to stop hurting.
Xeios

You WANKER!








Since: 08-16-04

Since last post: 2701 days
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Posted on 07-23-10 10:04 AM Link | Quote
Granted, no longer does your eye hurt, well, no longer do you have an eye I suppose.

I wish I was immune to headaches.
Elara

Divine Mamkute
Dark Elf Goddess
Chaos Imp
Penguins Fan

Ms. Invisable








Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

Since last post: 22 days
Last activity: 22 days
Posted on 07-23-10 02:20 PM Link | Quote
Granted, instead you get paralyzing back pains. They are constant.

I wish for the perfect cup of coffee.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 976 days
Last activity: 972 days
Posted on 07-23-10 03:47 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but the cup is a meager .005 oz.

I wish for telekinesis.
Squire Vince

Storm Eagle
is watching you, he sees your every move.








Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

Since last post: 2576 days
Last activity: 2550 days
Posted on 07-24-10 01:21 AM Link | Quote
Granted but in a blind rage you rip everyone in your line of sight in half, you're shot by the police upon sight. Sorry.

I WISH FOR A SPACESUIT!
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 150 days
Last activity: 3 days
Posted on 07-24-10 11:09 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but due to new international laws, you are never allowed to wear it in space, and the suit is too heavy for you to wear anywhere else. Furthermore, your future wife makes you throw it away.

I wish for an unpopable balloon.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 976 days
Last activity: 972 days
Posted on 07-24-10 01:54 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Xeios
Probably missing a closing tag on your end, since you're in yellow text now, you might be bleeding through to everyone else. (P.S. I can tell because all your information like your location and such are all yellow. Possibly an issue with your Custom Title.)


Hm. I fixed the custom title, but it was goldenrod, not yellow. I don't know. I guess we'll see if this fixes it. If not, I think its Vince's layout.

Granted, but you let go of it by accident and it flies into space, orbiting the Earth forever.

I wish for water that is always room temperature. You can't freeze it or heat it up.
Elara

Divine Mamkute
Dark Elf Goddess
Chaos Imp
Penguins Fan

Ms. Invisable








Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

Since last post: 22 days
Last activity: 22 days
Posted on 07-24-10 02:08 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but the little neighbor kid drinks it when you aren't looking.

I wish for an real rose that never wilts.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 976 days
Last activity: 972 days
Posted on 07-24-10 02:33 PM Link | Quote
Granted. To stop from wilting, it adds so much water to its molecules that it literally becomes a puddle of water.

I wish for a 0K object. (zero degrees Kelvin)
Squire Vince

Storm Eagle
is watching you, he sees your every move.








Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

Since last post: 2576 days
Last activity: 2550 days
Posted on 07-25-10 12:44 AM Link | Quote
Granted, you explode.

I wish for immortality.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 976 days
Last activity: 972 days
Posted on 07-25-10 02:14 AM Link | Quote
Bogus answer. I was looking forward to that being corrupted.

Granted, but it doesn't kick in until you are on your death bed. All of your physical and mental ailments bother you forever. And fucking Superman makes you bite a curb.

I wish I could magically dry my skin off after I go swimming.
Squire Vince

Storm Eagle
is watching you, he sees your every move.








Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

Since last post: 2576 days
Last activity: 2550 days
Posted on 07-25-10 02:17 AM Link | Quote
(This will make up for the previous corruption.)
Granted, but soon your friends begin showing up at your house asking you to dry them off. Sham-Wow sees this and holds you hostage as they use fragments of your skin to produce new Sham-Wow's and they make millions.

I wish for the ability to "fold" space like Hiro.
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