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Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 145 days
Last activity: 25 days
Posted on 05-28-10 01:15 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but you are slain by Galon, the dragon slayer.

I wish that this wish would be corrupted.

Valhalla: I wish that I won't accidentally change this post!


(Last edited by Valhalla on 05-28-10 02:47 AM)
Cteno

Super Shotgun
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Since: 01-11-05

Since last post: 45 days
Last activity: 42 days
Posted on 05-28-10 02:50 AM Link | Quote
Granted, you end up doing it on purpose instead! (sorry about that, I really couldn't figure out any other way on how to get around that wish!)

I wish that Vulkar won't kill me for doing that!

Valhalla: I wish Vulkar would murder me completely and utterly for doing that.


(Last edited by Vulkar on 05-28-10 01:41 PM)
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 145 days
Last activity: 25 days
Posted on 05-28-10 01:40 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but I also donate you to the Dead Bodies travelling exhibit so that thousands of people will see your naked dead body. (sorry about that, I really couldn't figure out any other way on how to get around the wish while letting you survive, xD)

I wish that I could have my wish back...
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 971 days
Last activity: 967 days
Posted on 05-28-10 01:54 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Vulkar
I wish that I could have my wish back...



Originally posted by Vulkar
I wish that wish would be corrupted.


Granted. The wish has been corrupted by Vallhalla changing (corrupting) it. (I have no other way of doing that without blowing my head up.)

I wish that the moon was made of cheese.
Xeoman

Wallmaster
Administrator








Since: 08-14-04
From: 255

Since last post: 4 days
Last activity: 1 hour
Posted on 05-28-10 07:55 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but since it's so old and so huge Earth ends up smelling like rotten socks.

I wish Mai Shiranui was mine.
Cteno

Super Shotgun
Moderator








Since: 01-11-05

Since last post: 45 days
Last activity: 42 days
Posted on 05-28-10 09:31 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Xeu
I wish Mai Shiranui was mine.


Protip: She has a penor.


I wish I was the best metal guitarist on the planet.
Katana

Dark Wizard
\"She said tonight...come on come on collide...see what I fire feels like..I bet its just like heaven.\"








Since: 08-15-04
From: Philadelphia, P.A.

Since last post: 533 days
Last activity: 116 days
Posted on 05-29-10 10:04 AM Link | Quote
Ahaha. Awesome.

Granted. But no one even likes metal. Not even you.

I wish my drier wasn't broken.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 145 days
Last activity: 25 days
Posted on 05-29-10 11:51 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but due to highly explosive soap, it explodes when you don't rinse your clothes perfectly.

I wish people liked metal.
Cteno

Super Shotgun
Moderator








Since: 01-11-05

Since last post: 45 days
Last activity: 42 days
Posted on 05-30-10 12:06 AM Link | Quote
Granted, people now find an odd attraction to aluminum.

I wish that I had all 7 dragonballs so that I could make a wish without it being corrupted for a change!
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 971 days
Last activity: 967 days
Posted on 05-30-10 01:23 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but you get excited and wish that you had unlimited wishes, resulting in Shenron turning evil and all seven dragons being released from the dragonballs. Syn,l one of the dragons, then destroys you and all of planet earth.

I wish I could shape shift into anybody I wanted at will and change back at will with no limitations on how often, or how many times it can be used.


EDIT: typo.


(Last edited by DrowningPhoenix on 05-31-10 10:02 AM)
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 145 days
Last activity: 25 days
Posted on 05-30-10 01:36 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but you get taken away by the government for experimental studies in order to create the perfect soldier.

I wish I was a ninja.
cityondown012510

Red Cheep-cheep








Since: 05-30-10
From: Bensalem

Since last post: 2414 days
Last activity: 2426 days
Posted on 05-30-10 10:32 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but since you're a ninja, you have to live a lie and constantly hold secrets from all of your friends and family, who slowly begin to resent you and pull away because they feel like you don't hold them worthy of your trust, and then you have to be alone forever.

I wish I was a famous concert pianist.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 971 days
Last activity: 967 days
Posted on 05-30-10 10:40 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but ou only become 'famous' because your music is terrible. You are ridiculed on television, and make no money whatsoever. You soon lose your home, along with your piano, and are unable to get a job because of the carpal tunnel you developed while hammering on the piano.

I wish that Santa Claus would share his milk and cookies with me.
Cteno

Super Shotgun
Moderator








Since: 01-11-05

Since last post: 45 days
Last activity: 42 days
Posted on 05-31-10 01:33 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but then Santa dies of starvation and children the world over blame you for his demise.

I wish for a zombie apocalypse.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 145 days
Last activity: 25 days
Posted on 05-31-10 09:04 AM Link | Quote
Granted, all ants are now zombies, and they love eating ant-brains. A few ants still hold the armies off, but they're soon squashed underneath your feet.

I wish I had complete control over fire, and that it didn't burn me.
cityondown012510

Red Cheep-cheep








Since: 05-30-10
From: Bensalem

Since last post: 2414 days
Last activity: 2426 days
Posted on 05-31-10 06:54 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but given that you now wield witch-like powers, you are taken into a government lab for "questioning", never to be seen again.

I wish I could survive without having to eat, sleep, or drink.
Cteno

Super Shotgun
Moderator








Since: 01-11-05

Since last post: 45 days
Last activity: 42 days
Posted on 05-31-10 07:07 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but you end up craving your favorite food anyway and it becomes a poison to you, making you sick. You end up sleeping to pass the time and you have to drink to keep your throat from hurting. You never get better.

I wish I could blink people out of existence.
cityondown012510

Red Cheep-cheep








Since: 05-30-10
From: Bensalem

Since last post: 2414 days
Last activity: 2426 days
Posted on 05-31-10 07:15 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but you then lose control of your powers, and people now cease to exist every time you blink. Pretty soon, you have to avoid everyone for fear of making them not exist.

I wish I had a Blackberry Curve.
Cteno

Super Shotgun
Moderator








Since: 01-11-05

Since last post: 45 days
Last activity: 42 days
Posted on 05-31-10 07:52 PM Link | Quote
Granted.


I wish that I could fart music.
Kyoku kun

Phan Phan
Where in the world in Aurora the Explora? Currently California!








Since: 06-19-06
From: Northern California

Since last post: 2392 days
Last activity: 2019 days
Posted on 05-31-10 08:05 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but you only fart your least favorite songs. At full volume.

I wish it was easier and more environmentally friendly to travel.

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