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Elara

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Since: 08-15-04
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Posted on 02-27-09 03:48 AM Link | Quote
Wow. I'd say next time she talks to you about her stupid wedding or if you are nearby then you should say the same thing to her or so she can hear you.

But yeah, hope her marriage fails... 'cause I'm a bitch like that.

Anywho... fuck you butter for not softening enough before I needed you to make brownies, they are too grainy now.

And fuck having to write essays when I just got my own copy of Neverwinter Nights 2. I wanna play!
Elara

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Since: 08-15-04
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Posted on 03-20-09 09:00 PM Link | Quote
FUCK TWILIGHT!!!

Seriously... I refuse to read the book, had have done so ever since I found out the plot, or lack thereof. Sparkly vampires committing indecent acts with a minor? This is popular? And the fans... oh my fucking gods I HATE the fans. All I hear is "Edward, Edward, Edward... I love Edward... I am changing my last name to Cullen... Bella doesn't deserve Edward...." On and on and on! While it is encouraging to see that apparently anyone can get published these days there really are some people that shouldn't be, and Stephanie Meyer is one of them.

GAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!

I've been holding that in for awhile.
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Since: 01-11-05

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Posted on 03-20-09 10:42 PM Link | Quote
I feel just like the goths in this fine episode from everyone's favorite childrens' cartoon program.

I'm also really sick of those fucking Twilight fucks. They're the reason why I will never wear my fucking trademark vampire fangs ever fucking again! Fuck the fucking fuckers!

The Ungroundable

PS - Fuck.
Elara

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Since: 08-15-04
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Posted on 03-21-09 01:46 AM Link | Quote
Do Twilight vampires even have fangs?

Ha, South Park rules.
Rogue
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Since: 08-17-04

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Posted on 03-21-09 12:25 PM Link | Quote
Here's a fuck you to Jack in the Box for advertising nachos for $3 and giving you two of the mystery meat 2-for-99-cent tacos cut up, covered in plasticy nacho cheese and laid out on a bed of rotting lettuce that takes up most of the container.

Here's another fuck you to all the fanboys I know I'm gonna have to deal with during con season who won't stop pissing and moaning about the changes made in the Watchmen movie. Goddamn, get over it, will ya? Do what Kevin Smith told the lot of you at Wizard World '04 to do and learn to jerk off.

Another fuck you very much to fate. You've been most cruel, Lady Fortune, but I have not forsaken you.

A big-ass fuck you to time, though. Make the great moments last forever, will you? Not the ones where I'm scratching my eyeballs out copy-editing stories from beginning writing students THAT STILL GET FUCKING PRINTED!!

/Adam Sandler-like hissy fit


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Since: 01-11-05

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Posted on 03-21-09 01:54 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Elara
Do Twilight vampires even have fangs?

Not a fucking clue. I struggled through the heaping pile of feces that was the first book when everybody who urged me to read this "gem" said that it would get better. It didn't. Some gems need to stay buried deep within the most putrid bowels of the earth, I say.

Fuck you, Stephenie Meyer, for ruining literature. Fuck you big time you incessant fucking pest and fuck everybody who thinks you can even write. I know four-year-olds who can draft a novel in better fashion than your foul waste known as the "Twilight Series". Go suck a fuck and die already, maybe then you could be with your fantasy fuck-buddy Edward for 10 minutes enough to find out he's gay and you lived and died for nothing! GAAAAHHH!!
Rogue
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Since: 08-17-04

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Posted on 03-21-09 02:24 PM Link | Quote
OK... I'll be honest on this one.

Everything I've heard about Twilight sounds absolutely absurd. Obviously it's not the greatest vampire story ever told. That's a complete given.

But the author ruins literature? I don't think Dickens, Tolstoy, Twain, Hemingway, Huxley, Austen, Shakespeare, etc are tarnished because there are several TERRIBLE authors out there.

It's not really meant to be serious lit. It's a guilty pleasure for teens and adults alike. Much like Rice, Steele, Roberts, etc. It's just reading for entertainment. No one's looking to find a deeper message in it that echoes through the ages--and those who do are morons.

Again, I completely agree that it's a waste of time and all that, and the fan-base consists of girls with no real taste in lit, but if people want to read it for fun, let them.
Elara

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Since: 08-15-04
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Posted on 03-21-09 04:15 PM Link | Quote
I'm fine with reading it for fun... I'm just sick of not being able to walk five feet without hearing about it. One of my friends is obsessed with it and I am honestly sick of seeing all of her stuff and talking about how it is the best book series of all time. Harry Potter was written way better, and while it got a huge fan base it is nothing like this... which puzzles me to be honest.

It does ruin prospects for aspiring writers now, since it seems like it doesn't matter if your book is actually good or not as long as the teeny-boppers will buy it. How am I supposed to compete with that?
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Since: 01-29-05
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Posted on 03-22-09 03:42 AM Link | Quote
I work and Barnes & Noble... the hell with Twilight... I'm just sick of hearing about it.

Fuck the prices of Mac makeup brushes.
Cteno

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Since: 01-11-05

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Posted on 03-22-09 05:54 AM Link | Quote
It's not really about the story, I could give a flying fuck (I really really like to say fuck in this thread), it's the fact that the syntax is terrible yet it's embellished as a work of art!

My apologies, Stephanie Meyer, however, you cannot digress exposition in to Picasso in behalf of your paucity of apprehension or erudition of literature! Her vast assemblage view her as Kafkaesque whilst she is merely but an adherent herself. Her "work" is macabre at best and I am jaded upon her loyal fan base.

I'm mostly languished and pensive that the contemporary world has given her such concession as it only manifests an insufficient edification.

...fuck!


(Last edited by Valhalla on 03-22-09 06:08 PM)
Elara

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Since: 08-15-04
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Posted on 03-22-09 05:13 PM Link | Quote
Fuck the prices of all makeup, not just Mac brushes. It is insane what they charge.

Fuck my "friends" that are so lazy and inconsiderate that they'd rather ruin pre-established plans for the day than actually drive themselves anywhere.
Katana

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Since: 08-15-04
From: Philadelphia, P.A.

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Posted on 03-22-09 10:42 PM Link | Quote
Side note about "Twilight"...I began to dislike the series more and more the further I got. By the third book somewhere, I realized I was only reading the rest of it to see if it got better, for one, and to have bitching rights if it didn't. No, it wasn't meant to be this grand piece of literature. It was meant for entertainment. And, I'll admit, I was entertained by the first book. It was just shit from there...

But yeah...fuck you to people who harass you at your own job and then shit themselves because they decided to harass you at the end of your shift and you clock out. (Yay ruining their idea of saftey though. )

And a BIIIIIIGGGGG fuck you to professors who hype you up with all sorts of respect about them and excitement because you think you're forming a network in a VERY competitive career field...but only turn out to be perverts who don't take "no" for an answer.
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Since: 01-11-05

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Posted on 03-23-09 02:43 PM Link | Quote
Fuck you, American economy. There, I said it.
Astrophel
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Since: 10-03-04
From: Azul Lux Orbital, Kirin Beta

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Posted on 03-23-09 03:06 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by me, in another thread
Despite riding my bike on the sidewalk, drivers still manage to nearly hit me on the few occasions where I have to cross a road - meanwhile, I have occasional douchebag pedestrians bitching about me riding on the sidewalk, telling me I should ride my bike in the goddamn road risking getting run over by these half-blind and 100% retarded drivers.


Expanding on this.

People park their cars halfway on the goddamn sidewalk on a hill making it, to say the least, moderately difficult to swerve around them without falling into the road.

Morons bitch at me about riding my bike on the sidewalk instead of in the road. Well, I'd like to see those dumb motherfuckers walk down the road and see how long it takes for some dumbass to run into them. I predict three weeks tops, and that's if they have good reflexes.

Oh, then there's the groups of idiots that clog the sidewalk and are completely oblivious (somehow) to my bike bouncing around on the poorly-maintained sidewalk (more on that later), apparently incapable of hearing the clanging metal even when there's no other cars around and they aren't even talking! Now, normally I'd specify that I don't mind it so much when it's kids blocking the sidewalk since you don't expect them to pay that much attention... but it's never anyone younger than 16! The kids are the only ones actually paying attention! Even individuals find that perfect spot to keep anyone on a bike (or walking faster than your average snail) from easily passing!

And then there's That Sidewalk. There's a stretch of sidewalk made of brick. The mortar, however, seems to be missing. This sidewalk has a shitload of bumps in it and things sticking up (including what looks like part of a pipe sticking up two or three inches), and is just generally a pain in the ass for anyone not walking, whether it's my bike or this town's numerous wheelchairs, and these fucking retards running the town wasted their money adding brick crosswalks to the goddamn roads just to make it look nice instead of fixing an actual goddamn problem!

So yeah.

Fuck you, Woodstock, VA.


(despite all this, it's a very convenient place for me to live. It just pisses me off.)

EDIT:

While it's on my mind:

Fuck you, bathtub drain stopper. Bet you never heard that one before. It's a metal disc that's attached to the drain. This disc has a slightly sharp edge. Not enough that brushing against it would hurt... but enough that if, hypothetically, your foot slips and slams into it, it would hypothetically result in enough blood to require about a dozen sheets of toilet paper to fully clean up if you were to leave the bathtub to, for example, look for a band-aid.

Okay, now remove "hypothetically".


(Last edited by Astrophel on 03-23-09 08:11 PM)
Rogue
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Since: 08-17-04

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Posted on 03-25-09 10:25 AM Link | Quote
Damn, Thex. Sorry?


Fuck my hypochondria.

Fuck feeling dizzy off-and-on for the last 3 weeks.

Fuck that this singular symptom has every doctor I've seen in the past week demanding lab work, EKGs, X-rays, the works, to see if I have all these things wrong with me and won't discuss my results until I return to see them in 2 weeks.

Fuck the random weakness in my right arm and leg. Not enough to make doing anything a problem, but just enough of a blah feeling to see a chiropractor.

Fuck sitting in a clinic room, wearing a paper napkin for a shirt, and discovering that I have aches "that shouldn't be there" while someone is poking and prodding my body and another person stands and watches saying things like, "Listen to her. OK, take this down. You got that? [Insert discussions over the scientific names for muscles and bones that you may have heard in high school anatomy, but now come with random numberings and subcategory names]. You have to stop when she stops."

Fuck not being told any answers more than, "You'll have to come back next week for another load of work on your soft-tissue. This could be months of work."


I swear it seems like these things weren't as bad as a month ago, but now I have to sit and wait to find out if I'm diabetic, have a thyroid, heart, lung, or whatever problem, get continuously poked and prodded by a back-cracker who thinks he can cure everything over the course of 6 months with stretches and further poking and prodding.

Fuck the fact that it might just be an eye problem, but optometry visits still cost $50 I can't spare. I could see a chiropractor or an acupuncturist for $5, for fuck's sake, damn it.
Elara

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Since: 08-15-04
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Posted on 03-25-09 12:49 PM Link | Quote
You're doctors are assholes. Demand that they tell you what is going on, it is your body and you're paying for their services and you have a right to know. If they still don't tell you then they should have a DAMN good reason not to.

Fucking being sick. I've been hacking up a lung for over a week now and I am sick of it.

Fuck back pain that will not go away. I probably need a chiropractor more than anyone but I bet you that my insurance will not cover it. They are dicks like that. And goddess knows I can't afford to go see one on my own.
Rogue
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Since: 08-17-04

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Posted on 03-25-09 07:57 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Elara
Fuck back pain that will not go away. I probably need a chiropractor more than anyone but I bet you that my insurance will not cover it. They are dicks like that. And goddess knows I can't afford to go see one on my own.

Do you pay a health fee while attending CSULB? Here at CSUF, when you register for classes, you pay a health fee (much like at LBCC where for $15 a semester you can visit the nurse for lozenges).

The fee covers doctor visits, gyno physicals, lab work, x-rays, etc. It also covers most prescriptions when you take them to any Target, Walgreen's, etc in California. You do have to pay small fees to use certain practitioners, and for certain lab tests and other things like EKGs.

CSULB's gotta have something.

I don't have insurance of any kind and thus far I haven't had to pay for any prescriptions, doctor's visits, or tests they ran after my physical last year.


Keeping on topic, fuck people who think everything you're into is stupid, disgusting, or a waste of time.


(Last edited by Rogue on 03-26-09 12:03 PM)
Elara

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Since: 08-15-04
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Posted on 03-26-09 04:46 AM Link | Quote
Yeah I pay the health fee. I'm still under my dad's insurance though so I have a bit better coverage. It is just a royal pain in the ass to get them to cover being sent to a specialist and it's a $20 copay on top of it all! It used to be only $15 but they raised it, I assume because he retired but I am not sure.

Fuck the idiots in my neighborhood who are incapable of parking properly. They seem to be able to do it on sweeper days, when there is half the parking spots available, but on all other days they are so bad at it that it makes me want to scream.

On a related note, fuck the three motorcycle owning assholes in my area. One half of the street is curbside parking, the other side has actual spaces like you'd see in a parking lot. Each one of them always decides to park in the spaces... they take up only half a space at most! One occasionally shares a space with a car, but the other two are pricks! I even left a note once asking if they would please not use the spaces since they can fit in much smaller spaces than cars can and they still do it!
Rogue
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Since: 08-17-04

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Posted on 03-31-09 09:21 PM Link | Quote
Fuck the asshole in the blue Chevy with the really squeaky brakes who comes through my neighborhood every Monday night, before trash day in the neighborhood. I figured he was looking for cans or possibly discarded furniture, but last night I saw him leafing through papers in my across-the-street neighbor's recycle bin with a flashlight.

Fucking identity thief.

I called the sheriff. She says to call them immediately if I see him again. And in the meantime form a network with the neighbors.

Since the woman who sort of maintained the neighborhood watch died a decade ago, most of us don't talk to each other, so I'll be sending around a letter describing the car and telling them to call the cops if he comes around next week.
Elara

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Since: 08-15-04
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Posted on 03-31-09 10:10 PM Link | Quote
Wow, that is kinda scary. Hope they get him.

Fuck the people who cannot figure out how a parking booth works. Layout is like this:

...O...O'''''

(O's are the booths, the ...s and ''''' are the arm bars)

Now, you'd be looking at it as you entered like this. Common sense say that the entrance is the one on the far right, correct? Since, you know, you drive on the right side here. The arm bar is further inward, giving you access to the ticket machine. It is like this nationwide. But no, people pull up to the middle lane and then sit there and honk expecting up to open it.

The middle lane is also normally closed on weekdays. There are cones out to show that it is closed... people pull up to it anyway.

There is a bright blue sign posted on entrance and exit sides of all booths that has our rates posted on it. It says clearly "Welcome to Cabrillo Beach! Autos $1 per Hour ($9 Max) Trailers (RVs, trailers, buses, etc) $2 per hour ($15 Max). Take A Ticket. First 20 minutes free. No waiver for handicap. Lost Ticket Pays Maximum"

I get the following questions on a daily basis:

Are you closed? (looking at arm bar and ignoring the "take a ticket")
How much is it?
Handicap is free right?
So, it's $9 for an hour?
What do you mean I have to pay max? What sign?
I didn't know we had to take a ticket (after trying to go around the arm)
I thought it was $1 an hour? (said by someone there for and hour and ten minutes)
I thought the first 20 minutes were free? (said by same person)

There is more... so much more... but I will stop here lest I hit something.
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