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| venomouslobster Posts: 183/444 |
thats why i love you makura...you get me.
(in the i want to preside over your wedding way not the be IN the wedding, get drunk and fall asleep with my hand down the bridesmaids dress kinda way) anywho in case you handnt noticed i tend to write things so that I understand them not so you can....there is no "flow", i dont believe in any grammer I dont enjoy, and since you cant hear my tone of voice i use caps and words alot of people are new to....but thats ok thats just how I roll, playa! now bring me a whore.....one that can SING!!! |
| Makura Posts: 1011/1555 |
Translation:
The sun is a bitch. The duke would kick Jim Carey's ass. The sun is a bitch it makes him sleepy. He tried to fight. He lost. Deadly viper is teh awesome. |
| Kard Ayals Posts: 1492/2915 |
Took me about 546563457348967 re-reads to know wtf was going on.
Real men don't sleep. (I am obviously a godly being, so I'm not part of this) |
| Elara Posts: 3256/9734 |
Let's see... an update.
11AM The Lobster lost his battle with the Daystar and succumbed to sleep. A valiant effort, but fatigue claims all insomniacs at some point. |
| venomouslobster Posts: 178/444 |
The time is now 5:42 and counting
morpheus has yet to grace this lobster with somnolance and behold....the orb of fiery HATE......the ball of burning dung in the sky, set ablaze to scorch my skin red, to blister my retinas, to convert my lovley bespackled home into an efulgent oven of misery and inefficiant air conditioning....the site of which generally causes me to crumble into a smiling (albiet sweaty) lump of unconsious dreaming....it occurs to me that the skyclops may take this as a daily surrender to its cruel and deliberate shining...but no more shall i simply lay down! i shall stay awake! firmly in place of my faculties which arent the slighest bit diminished my my massive consumption of coffee!....speaking of which i believe that every living human who is capable of garnering even the slightest bit of joy from the hobby of people watching you should definatley watch the movie "coffee and cigarettes" in any case i shall continue posting as inspirado strikes...i must now play artichoke golf 6:09 am artichoke lobster golf consisted entirely of watching lemony snicket's S.O.U.E. thoughts: firstly there is no way that anybody could convince me that any character played by Jim Carrey could succesfully murder any character played by Billy Connelly (clearly it is a conspiracy), and i really want a pet Incredibly Deadly Viper...so much. Secondly, the Daystar is in the sky already and its rays are leaping like ninja through my window blinds and clambering tooth and nail over my cheeks and plunging into my fragile eyes! but i shall never relent, at least until my lady's clement gentle moon rises once more to banish the things that i forgot i was talking about while writing this sentance.... |
