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| Bitmap Posts: 2697/7838 |
WARNING!: The following posts are going to be morbid. Dont be a nazi, and enjoy this post...as well as further posts in the future...
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? -When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off. What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? -Fucked. How do you make a man pregnant? -Stick a dead baby up his ass! What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? -A baby with a black eye! How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? -With a blender! How do you get them out again? -With tortilla chips!!! How are babies and the elderly alike? -Both are fun to throw out of moving cars. |
| Spartan Posts: 830/1566 |
Whats the Difference between a sports car and a pile of Dead babys?
I dont have a sports car in my garage. What can you use to move a pile of dead babys and hay? A pitch fork. |
| Cteno Posts: 47/3409 |
Dude, those are sick!
What's the difference between a dead baby and a hole in the wall? -You can't eat the hole in the wall after you have sex with it! |
| Savedox Posts: 1112/1567 |
How do you make a baby float?
-Take your foot off of it |
| Rogue Posts: 1637/11918 |
What do you get when you hit a baby with a 2x4 and the blood sprays onto the wall in the shape of a swastika?
- An erection. |
| Cteno Posts: 46/3409 |
I just noticed that nobody has any of these up yet, so....
1)How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them! 2)Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first? To see the expression on their face! 3)Why is a pot of water boiled every time a baby is born? If it's born dead, you can make soup! 4)What's red and sitting in the corner? A baby with a razorblade! 5)What's green and black and sitting in the corner? The same baby 2 months later! |
