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| Master Naruto Posts: 111/195 |
You know you watch too much anime when....
1. You can't jack off to porn unless the girl has blue hair and cat ears 2. Everytime somebody or a couple of people do something funny, you replay it in your head with the people chibitized 3. You're sitting in class and 3 girls next to you are talking and you happen to overhear the word "bra" and turn to them and say "What about her?" 4. Ramen is the only solid food you eat 5. you involentarily say "baka" instead of "stupid" 6. Someone picks on you and you daydream about making dopplegangers of yourself and beating them up 7. You know that the hat Piccolo wears during his and Goku's driving tests in the Cell Saga says "Gokou" and you know that when Goku was in a kid in Dragonball, he fingered Bulma...and she doesn't know 8. You're in church and the preacher starts talking about the rapture and you begin thinking about Evengalion 9. You REFUSE!!! to have sex with your g/f unless she wears the blue wig, the cat ears and the cat tail you bought her. 10. You are able to think up at least 10 things about watching too much anime each time you post here..... |
| Ezekiel Posts: 23/30 |
I got a couple new ones.
1. When the only vision of the future you can come up with is a wasteland populated by mutants/zombies and/or hot women (and sometimes men) piloting giant robots. (got burned on a school assignment for this) 2. You are Jexim (Shaddow called it). |
| Banned Posts: 369/-3459 |
XD The funny thing about reading this thread... is that I know Jexim in real life and ALL of those apply to him...
The one I got was I actually got the nerve to tell people to just get the dragonballs at a funeral... |
| Ezekiel Posts: 18/30 |
You literally cannot draw anything without making it manga style. Nothing. Not a thing. Not even a freaking cat.
Your friend's hairstyle defies gravity. You own a Nerv wallet. (Count it Jexim) Your boot screen, logon screen, and wallpaper are all anime related. (I <3 Nerv) |
| Xeoman Posts: 1460/11751 |
Originally posted by DarkSlayaOriginally posted by The Emperor Now, I never said these were for "me" specifically ... 
Yeah, giant boobs are ... funny looking? Mid-range for me. (B-C) |
| Jexim Posts: 186/476 |
When you start pronouncing english words using japanese grammer,
when you can watch some of your favorite anime, in japanese, with out subtitles, and still know what's going on... and hey... 15+ episodes... that's nothing... I watch between 20 - 30... somedays after school... and now summers coming up... feel thine wrath... |
| Kard Ayals Posts: 376/2915 |
I'm proud and stuff, just didn't feel like using spoiler tags.
Anyway: 1. Your IP is banned from various anime download websites, for bandwidth abuse. |
| Stitch Posts: 435/2785 |
Why hide the fact that you prefer small boobs? Say it loud, say it proud! Tiny Tits Rock!!
I saw a shirt at Pride that read that. 1. Your car serves as a mobile transport unit for the other anime people and is stocked with hidden compartments, explosives, food, pocky, and emergency cleaning supplies. I don't like boobies...they're squishy and they make me squirm, scream, and run...except when I'm caught in a boobie sandwich...then I can't run. |
| Kard Ayals Posts: 375/2915 |
Originally posted by The Emperor I guess I don't watch enough anime then.... How the fuck can I watch more than I did thse past few days (15+ a day). Note: If you haven't figured it out, I prefer small boobs. |
| Stitch Posts: 433/2785 |
You may be on the verge of being homeless with no job or cash, but you're still determined to make it to any anime/comic convention.
You're excited to work at an anime store. You cream yourself when you're able to buy your favorite anime. You stop dead in traffic when you spot an anime store. You can't remember your (friend/spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/parents) birthday, but you know the release dates for any anime. You often forget your own name. |
| Jexim Posts: 164/476 |
*twitch* I've done alot of these.... let's see...
Broken Dreams 2. when your walking down the street and a car is coming towards you, you put you hand out trying to stop it with your mind. didn't work... Emperor 8. You search for a replica of the Akira bike. I actually plan on building one... 7. You believe that the forests are alive. They are! 5. You see images of tanks transforming into giant robots. actually... mine are images of tanks Meowing like a cat... Cyro Xero You have half or nearly half your hard drive filled with hundreds or thousands of anime file or movie/series. I'm actually still lacking have a seen a few of them... but I'll get around to it... You've had to get a new, bigger hard drive becuase you anime maxed out the capacity on the older one. (20GB is not enough, 250 is) ya... i've done better... two of my friends computers and mine all full... I had to get a 350 Gig external Hardrive to hold it all... and that's not gonna last long... i need another one... Zabuza... ...your "Anime shelf" has overflowed into the other shelves. Shelf? Try East Wall.... and still overflowing... damn... True... 5. You are able to pick out everyone's voice in a previous anime (Spike from Cowboy's voice is also Celestin of Ah Megumi-Sama, Muugen of Samurai Champloo) If it's Spike Spencer (Shinji from Evangelion and a voice in PunyPunyPoemi Etc.) then I can spot anywhere, plus me and XMtS are always messing around looking at voice actor lists... Now for a couple of my own... You want to go to Japan because your convinced you'll be caught in the middle of a giant robot fight, interplanetary war, amazing martial arts fight, or anyother of the usual anime plot lines... You want to go to Japan so you can yell the attacks from the Inuyasha fighting game at random Japanese pedestrians... You watch the Clean ending animation of Neon Genesis Evangelion (Fly me to the Moon) For TEN HOURS STRAIGHT! and don't get tired of it... You desperately want to kidnap all the voice actors from your favorite anime... and have actually started planing how you'll do it... Soon Spike... Soon... Your actually plotting the death of an entire company... depending on how well they do turning your favorite anime into a Live Action Movie... ... Asuka is not Kate Rose... *twitch* If someone has ever told you anime is not a religion and you then screamed heretic at them until they went away... then turned and consoled the anime in question... promising it that the bad person didn't really mean it... You find out the local DDR machine has the Lupin the 3rd theme on it... but they won't let you in with out a movie ticket... so you buy a movie ticket just so you can get in... and are late getting into the movie... but dammit... you had to try just one more time... the same series on DVD Three or more times... and wish you had more...Normal... Directors Cut... Platinum... I want the next version.... You've actually taken the time to watch an episode your favorite anime at 1/16th speed... and want to watch the rest of the series that way... bunny cloud... Ok... well those are mine... not much... but it's what I got... |
| Broken Dreams Posts: 52/371 |
tsk tsk...*shakes head in shame*
cracking yourself up, you must get bored.... 
1. When you start to call your mom Chi chi everytime she yells at you about home work. 2. when your walking down the street and a car is coming towards you, you put you hand out trying to stop it with your mind. 3. when you pet or love one die you go searching for dragon balls. 4.when you cut your hair like a anime character. 5. When you start to believe that anime is real in every way. |
| Master Naruto Posts: 96/195 |
Originally posted by The Emperor Those were great!! :falls over onto the floor laughing my a$$ off:: Originally posted by The Emperor I especially liked those 2 cause I have actually tried to do those!!! ::chokes as I laugh too muchL:: |
| Xeoman Posts: 1364/11751 |
1. You expect all girls to have giant boobs and to be extremely friendly and touchy.
Oh, guess those were dreams. ...
Other than that: 1. Blood shoots out of your nose when you see an attractive girl. 2. You think people will have blue, red, purple, pink, etc colored hair normally. 3. You think you can create a ball of Ki around your palm. 4 .You try capturing your dog in small red and white ball. 5. You see images of tanks transforming into giant robots. 6. You grow your hair out to an extreme level and always spike it straight up. 7. You believe that the forests are alive. 8. You search for a replica of the Akira bike. Ok, guess those were bad.  |
| Bitmap Posts: 236/7838 |
Originally posted by Nªrú†õ Úzúmal‹ï™ Wow...i need to stop watching anime.... You know youve watched too much anime when you start compairing characters to your friends :: Glares at True and Uzu...:: |
| Cyro Xero Posts: 468/1778 |
Man, I know a site wtih a ton of these. But I'll only list one's I've come up with.
You have half or nearly half your hard drive filled with hundreds or thousands of anime file or movie/series. You've had to get a new, bigger hard drive becuase you anime maxed out the capacity on the older one. (20GB is not enough, 250 is) You start acting out certain things in anime, such as hand movements for the seals from Naruto. There are many times during the day when you think about anime. You get up waaay early in the morning to record anime that comes on TV. You have a list of "The Laws of Anime". |
| Stitch Posts: 388/2785 |
Your last one is a Rogue thing. She does that. I don't think I can name off anything. The day I'm going to be scared is when people start cosplaying things from my Paradox Island series. Maybe not so much scared as slightly flattered. Maybe.
I get an unemployment check every two weeks. After bills, it goes to anime. Mom handles the food and drink because I usually don't have anything afterward except for enough to fuel up Jack. |
| True Flight Posts: 387/5243 |
Originally posted by Zabuza 1. my money spent on food is by my parents. I just spend the ever so rare 5 on a hamburger. XD 2. My anime shelf has gone into my dresser. 3. I have posted this up. 1. You make a TCG with anime in it. (guilty of that) 2. You went insane when your anime was licensed and you can't download it. 3. You've always wanted to dress up like a character and when you do you actually look like the character. 4. You've been refered as a "meatball head" before. 5. You've can recognize the secondary characters that people are dressed up as. |
| Stitch Posts: 375/2785 |
You get annoyed because your cousins are Naru-tards.
You have friends that are proud to be called "otakus". You have friends that run anime businesses. You spent more money on anime that you do on food and drink. ...the day is not complete until you figure out what happened on Naruto. ...your "Anime shelf" has overflowed into the other shelves. ...your cosplay costume has slowly worked its way into your normal wardrobe. ...your forehead protector actually protects your forehead every now and then. ...you post on this. |
| Van Rhanell Posts: 86/337 |
1. You can recall at least 80 names from Dragonball Z within 3 minutes (one of my sweet accomplishments)
2.You own the Kasumi love pillow, and the custom XBOX skin that corresponds with it. 3.You want to become a teacher in an all girls school just to be hilarious and perverted like Mr. Kimura. 4.You drew (or had someone draw) a Maijin symbol on your head to gain more power and go insane on those rotten bully kids at school. 5. you somehow stuck a jewel to your pet rabbit's forhead, naming it Ryo-Oki. 6. Upperclassmen are horribly confused when you call them sempai all the time. |
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